Tooth brushes and blowjobs

Every so often I will go out for a quiet dinner with some of my girl friends.  My Swami actually likes this idea because it also gives him time to hang out with his male friends. Our conversations usually revolve around things that men would never have any interest in discussing or participating in.

Sex usually does not come up in these discussions and I am perfectly ok with that, since my sexual proclivities are not exactly considered mainstream and my friends are pretty conservative.

This one night however, after a few drinks, the ladies relaxed and after drifting through various conversations we somehow landed on the topic of blowjobs. One of my friends giggled and said that she did not know what a "blowjob" was even in college till a male friend explained it to her.

Suddenly, one of my friends blurted out. "Eew, that is disgusting, how can a woman take it in her mouth", "I don't even share my husband's toothbrush, or taste food from his plate. I don't think I can stay with a man who expected that of me, luckily my husband is not a pervert"

She then looked at me and said "I am sure you agree with me, you are probably even more conservative than I am"

I did not have the courage to engage my friend in a debate and explain to her a few facts to correct her misconceptions. I would have liked to tell her that from a hygiene perspective, her husband's penis was probably much cleaner than her mouth with all its bacteria. Not using each other's tooth brush prevented one partner from transmitting diseases to another. However, if you were in a committed monogamous relationship, allowing your husband to stick his penis in your mouth carried little or no health risk.

I also happen to know that getting a blowjob is one of her husband's biggest fantasies. In fact he is completely fixated on it. My Swami has mentioned that all her husband's jokes and adult innuendo revolve around this act. When he is with my Swami and his other male friends he always jokes about which Hollywood or Bollywood actress he would like to face fuck. He fantasizes about how his penis would look in a woman's mouth. My Swami even jokes that he has probably face fucked me in his fantasies, because I am his type: thin, petite, light skinned and give off an aura of sexual ignorance.

Notwithstanding the fact that I cannot imagine anybody else's cock in my mouth other than my Gods, I actually feel sorry for her husband. Knowing how much most men enjoy oral sex and the psychological pleasure it gives them to see a woman on her knees with their cock in her mouth, I can only imagine the disappointment and sense of rejection her husband must feel when she refuses to give him a blowjob. I  guess that explains why he is so knowledgeable about how to seek and find prostitutes on Craig's List according to my Swami. He even tried to impress his male friends by quoting what the going rate was for various sexual acts, all under the guise that he had heard this from some of his other friends that engaged in this behavior :-)

While this was going thru my head, one of my other friends joked "Forget blowjobs, **** (my name) must insist on having sex with the lights turned off" and laughed.

I just gave a corny smile and quickly changed the topic but wondered how I had developed such a reputation with my friends. Maybe it is because I follow a lot of the practices that they consider quaint by today's standards like fasting, praying, visiting the temple regularly and not calling my Swami by his name. Maybe my body language and demeanor scream "Whoa, no sex here".  In any case, they all think I must be a complete prude in bed.

One of the main reasons for me to start this blog is that I can't really talk to my friends circle about my sexual desires and fantasies. They would get totally scandalized. What would they say if they came to know that I enjoy sucking cock, swallow cum like it is nectar from the Gods, drink pee, take it up my ass and beg to be dominated

I am sure they will hate me with a passion, because every one of their husbands secretly wants the same things from them and if they learnt that somebody like me not only did it but actually enjoyed it, they would expect or perhaps even demand that their wives do some of it as well and their wives could not be able to blow them off with "Girls from respectable families don't do that" :-)

So my advice to women who are reading this blog: "Do yourself a favor and go ahead and suck on that cock, because if you don't, you can bet, somebody else will and I am willing to bet that if you are like most women, you would rather share your tooth brush than your lover's penis :-)